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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting
down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and
an extra drink cup. As he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the
hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until
each had half of them.
Then the old man poured half of the soft drink into the extra
cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and
wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase
another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat,
and she replied, "Not yet. It's HIS turn with the teeth"
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer
standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to
the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing
nothing, looking at nothing.
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel Prize." "How?"
asks the man, puzzled. "Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who
are out standing in their field."
